I had lunch with a friend this week who showed me pictures of herself, taken on her iPhone by her nanny, with her jeans around her ankles so she could get a good look at what she was calling 'side bags'. I said 'do you mean saddlebags?' She said 'yup, just look at them'. Personally what I was really looking at was the huge white cotton (M&S I think) underpants she wearing and thinking those nannies, they get all the great jobs, but when I narrowed in on the barely noticeable gentle upper thigh curve, I thought you don't need a diet, you need the Nikko! J Brand's brilliant new style. It features a narrow dark panel on the upper inner thigh, thus creating those lovely slim thighs without all the gym hours. Genius!