Ah, tea at The Ritz - is there anything more civilised and glutinous? Any other time of the year I would fret over the calories, then eat everything anyway. At Christmas, calories are free, so I told Bobby Dazzler we should get ourselves to The Ritz for some high calorie Christmas fun. Here we are...just me, Bobby Dazzler, and all the fat and lard I'll be moaning about till March. Cheers!